Formula Dé

FORMULA DÉ CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITORS

Ian "Big Nose" Hayward

Dan "The hat" Shirley

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"There is a God... "

"A fast game is a good game"

Usually said after pulling off anamazingly fortuitous dice roll.... The game -owner... runner of the championship, and last year's winner... Has multiple childrenand a life outside the club Usually said about twenty times a race.... The club treasurer... Has a baby... anda life outside the club... Usually wears a hat appropriate to the evening's session. Always uses soft tyres, and no suspension.

Kevin "Unbelievably Flukey Bastard" Tait

Martin "Big Hair" Bailey

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"I'm going to the totty shop"

"That's a sixth gear corner on a stick"

Usually said after a coupleof large sherries on a Friday night. The Damon Hill of the game... ienearly won last season, but completely cocked it up at the last minute by blowing his car up... Has unbelievable hormones which multiply with alcohol. Usually said whenever it theoretically feasible but statistically suicidal to rollthe big blue dice... or "Right, anything but a 20" usually said just before rolling a twenty. The club president...Has no children. Brother of Stephen. Has very little life outside the club...

Jerry "Wombats" Cullingford

Stephen "Ayrton Senna" Bailey

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"Curses..."

"Who put that wall there ?"

Usually said about twenty times a race, especially when the straight bit turns out to be shorter than it looked. The club Secretary. The Camp photographer, and the Club website maintainer... Started late last season... has every chanceof achieving Damon Hill status (or lower) this season... PlaysMagic sometimes... but doesn't seem to show any ill effects :-) Usually said just after takinga second gear corner in sixth after leading the race for two laps. Brother of Martin. Has many interests outside the club, including breathing, sleeping, eating, and going to town, and looks like he sings for Hanson.

Michael "Zanussi" Jones
This could be YOU!!!!

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"Don't be so bloody Facetious"
"How do you play this then?"

usually said in a funny accent whenever anyone takes the piss out of him, usually about 20 times arace.Lives in Luton with his expectant wife and drives an Escort, but is otherwise happy (Allegedly).
Why not come along and find out?

Ian "Big Nose" Hayward		Dan "The hat" Shirley

"There is a God... "		"A fast game is a good game"
Usually said after pulling off anamazingly fortuitous dice roll.... The game -owner... runner of the championship, and last year's winner... Has multiple childrenand a life outside the club		Usually said about twenty times a race.... The club treasurer... Has a baby... anda life outside the club... Usually wears a hat appropriate to the evening's session. Always uses soft tyres, and no suspension.

Kevin "Unbelievably Flukey Bastard" Tait		Martin "Big Hair" Bailey

"I'm going to the totty shop"		"That's a sixth gear corner on a stick"
Usually said after a coupleof large sherries on a Friday night. The Damon Hill of the game... ienearly won last season, but completely cocked it up at the last minute by blowing his car up... Has unbelievable hormones which multiply with alcohol.		Usually said whenever it theoretically feasible but statistically suicidal to rollthe big blue dice... or "Right, anything but a 20" usually said just before rolling a twenty. The club president...Has no children. Brother of Stephen. Has very little life outside the club...

Jerry "Wombats" Cullingford		Stephen "Ayrton Senna" Bailey

"Curses..."		"Who put that wall there ?"
Usually said about twenty times a race, especially when the straight bit turns out to be shorter than it looked. The club Secretary. The Camp photographer, and the Club website maintainer... Started late last season... has every chanceof achieving Damon Hill status (or lower) this season... PlaysMagic sometimes... but doesn't seem to show any ill effects :-)		Usually said just after takinga second gear corner in sixth after leading the race for two laps. Brother of Martin. Has many interests outside the club, including breathing, sleeping, eating, and going to town, and looks like he sings for Hanson.

Michael "Zanussi" Jones		This could be YOU!!!!

"Don't be so bloody Facetious"		"How do you play this then?"
usually said in a funny accent whenever anyone takes the piss out of him, usually about 20 times arace.Lives in Luton with his expectant wife and drives an Escort, but is otherwise happy (Allegedly).		Why not come along and find out?